Things I have learned that people do not want to see their pastor doing…
1) Playing poker,
2) Smoking a cigar,
3) Exercising in tri-shorts.
and now…
4) mowing the yard topless
(for those who don’t know me, I am male…for those who don’t know me well, I tend to sweat alot).
Wes Barry 
Did parishioners see you doing all of these things!? Well done, Wesley! 🙂